O’Hare Airport is O’Next to O’My house.
If you think this is an #ugly #face….good.
“I’m sewing grapes!”
These shelves didn’t look like this an hour ago. #dustorganizecleanitupho #phuckyourbasicdayoff
God bless Leslie.
#Chicago, today we have glorious weather. Go enjoy it. Cheers.
Mom! Where’s my beef in a can?
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That’s how I pee, too!