O’Hare Airport is O’Next to O’My house.

O’Hare Airport is O’Next to O’My house.

If you think this is an #ugly #face….good.

If you think this is an #ugly #face….good.

"I’m sewing grapes!"

"I’m sewing grapes!"

Overload.

Overload.

Fawg.

Fawg.

What else?

What else?

These shelves didn’t look like this an hour ago. #dustorganizecleanitupho #phuckyourbasicdayoff

These shelves didn’t look like this an hour ago. #dustorganizecleanitupho #phuckyourbasicdayoff

Goddess. ♕

Goddess. ♕

God bless Leslie.

God bless Leslie.

#Chicago, today we have glorious weather. Go enjoy it. Cheers.

#Chicago, today we have glorious weather. Go enjoy it. Cheers.

Mom! Where’s my beef in a can?

Mom! Where’s my beef in a can?

♕ ♕ ♕ ♕ ♕

♕ ♕ ♕ ♕ ♕

It’s snowing.

It’s snowing.

That’s how I pee, too!

That’s how I pee, too!